Wadge - Grindcore Lu'au (Grindcore Karaoke, 2011)

So I know I just did a grindcore album but I just found this again and it looks way too good to pass up. Look at that cover! And I figured I should listen to this why I'm in Hawaii, you know, so I can feel the aloha. This album is free to download from the band's Bandcamp page, found here. Which I found thanks to my favorite metal blog Metal Sucks. Also, I think this is a concept album about a haunted lu'au that these tourists go to. Let's see what these haoles think they know about Hawaiian culture.

Commentary:

•  I am already in love with this.
• Oh shit, they actually are using ukuleles. Fuck yes.
• Pineapple gravy, that's the shit!
• But why soy pig?
• lol fisting papayas
• They love mai tais.
• Rum and shave ice, tee hee hee!
• Grindcore lyrics about shave ice. It boggles the mind.
• Oh no fucking brain freeze!
• Humming honu and underwater menehune? WHAT.
• Okay, yeah, fuck, I heard you.
• Whoa, slippers, not flip flops, haole.
• Oh no! Not the 7"s!
• And now I am in love.
• Kava does not make your mind bleed colors.
• Then again, there's also no secret underground Menehune kingdom.
• I think.
• AS TIKI BEAT THE DRUM BUMM BUMMM BUMMMMM
• So fucking metal, man.
•  Hey, Kauai! I live there!
• I fucking knew tikis fought for metal.
• Not in my head. But in my soul!
• A grindcore song about how awesome Hawaii is?
• Thank you, god who definitely must exist now.
• Come on now, one can never have too much pineapple.
• Holy fuck these lyrics. The mental images are the best thing ever.

This is now hands fucking down my favorite grindcore album. The music is actually amazing and varied, not just fucking grindgrindgrind. The lyrics are funny and awesome and of course I like them more because I live here but if that's a problem then fuck you. I am in love. I wish I paid a hundred dollars instead of downloading it for free.

AND YES KROM FUCKING APPRIVES AND WANTS YOU TO GO DOWNLOAD THIS ALBUM BY CLICKING THIS SENTENCE BEFORE HE DOES SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE A PINEAPPLE OVERDOSE LOOK LIKE A DAY AT THE BEACH SIPPING ON MAI TAIS FUCK

(I wanted to put up My Sweet Hawaii but I couldn't find it on YouTube and fuck putting it up myself.)

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